Voicemail

[bitchprince]

It's almost silent, but in the distance, Arthur's voice can be made out if you put your mind to it.

"...Merlin, I hardly need your help to figure out this... voice... thing." A short silence, and then, much, much louder, he continues: "No, I am aware of which direction I am supposed to speak in. The question is, do you have any idea--"

  "You have reached the Blackberry telephone of Prince Arthur Pendragon. Leave a voice or text message after the 'beep', and I'll get back to you. Please don't try my room phone, as it is unfortunately deceased."

BEEP.

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[mrodneymckay.livejournal.com]

[From here.]

"Look, I've never met the mayor, so I couldn't care less who he's fond of or invites to tea. Besides, I have much better things to do than sit around drinking tea so you can just get your own stupid scones! And, I don't even wear hats!"