Voicemail

[bitchprince]

It's almost silent, but in the distance, Arthur's voice can be made out if you put your mind to it.

"...Merlin, I hardly need your help to figure out this... voice... thing." A short silence, and then, much, much louder, he continues: "No, I am aware of which direction I am supposed to speak in. The question is, do you have any idea--"

  "You have reached the Blackberry telephone of Prince Arthur Pendragon. Leave a voice or text message after the 'beep', and I'll get back to you. Please don't try my room phone, as it is unfortunately deceased."

BEEP.

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Re: Post-Caritas

[bitchprince]

After about five minutes, Arthur came to the conclusion that mead and texting didn't work out (which didn't mean that Dinah didn't get a asdlkfhaddvvdsa;; message, at first) so he called.

Clever idea, that.

"WE ARE HAVING A PARTY," he yelled, having forgotten just about all Reno had taught him about phones, "TELL KATINA TO COME KILL THINGS WITH ME! OUR MEAD IS BETTER THAN YOURS!"

He finished it off with a truly fratboyesque (if overly weedinated) whoop and turned it off.