Voicemail

[bitchprince]

It's almost silent, but in the distance, Arthur's voice can be made out if you put your mind to it.

"...Merlin, I hardly need your help to figure out this... voice... thing." A short silence, and then, much, much louder, he continues: "No, I am aware of which direction I am supposed to speak in. The question is, do you have any idea--"

  "You have reached the Blackberry telephone of Prince Arthur Pendragon. Leave a voice or text message after the 'beep', and I'll get back to you. Please don't try my room phone, as it is unfortunately deceased."

BEEP.

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Phone Madness!

[raspberryturk]

"PEASANT? Look, buddy, I dunno who the heck it is you think you are, but I gotta tell you, I busted the noses of plenty of over-the-plate asshats who called me nicer shit than that, yo. How 'bout you pull your fancy-pants hoity-toity high an' mighty freakin' behind over here an' try to call me that shit to my face, zoto?"

[From here!]