Voicemail

[bitchprince]

It's almost silent, but in the distance, Arthur's voice can be made out if you put your mind to it.

"...Merlin, I hardly need your help to figure out this... voice... thing." A short silence, and then, much, much louder, he continues: "No, I am aware of which direction I am supposed to speak in. The question is, do you have any idea--"

  "You have reached the Blackberry telephone of Prince Arthur Pendragon. Leave a voice or text message after the 'beep', and I'll get back to you. Please don't try my room phone, as it is unfortunately deceased."

BEEP.

Comments

[thatsamilkshake]

dOrk. pS this one waskn menat for yiou

[bitchprince]

iam n;;;;ta droh buggreths

[thatsamilkshake]

BUGS? WGERE???????

[bitchprince]

Oh, for the love of--

Arthur looked up from where he was sitting and called, "BUGGER THIS, FRANCINE."

Stay classy, Arthur.

[thatsamilkshake]

Oh niiiiiiice, Pendragon. Set off a five minute gigglefit.