Voicemail

[bitchprince]

It's almost silent, but in the distance, Arthur's voice can be made out if you put your mind to it.

"...Merlin, I hardly need your help to figure out this... voice... thing." A short silence, and then, much, much louder, he continues: "No, I am aware of which direction I am supposed to speak in. The question is, do you have any idea--"

  "You have reached the Blackberry telephone of Prince Arthur Pendragon. Leave a voice or text message after the 'beep', and I'll get back to you. Please don't try my room phone, as it is unfortunately deceased."

BEEP.

Comments

[carsexual]

(From here)

Yeah, hey, is this the pizza place? I just got a call for you guys, don't remember what the guy ordered, but...uh. Now I'm hungry. can I get a large pepperoni delivered to Stark's? Thanks. You can put it on my boss's account. I'm pretty sure he'll never notice.

[bitchprince]

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