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bitchprince) wrote2020-12-24 02:02 pm
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Voicemail
"...Merlin, I hardly need your help to figure out this... voice... thing." A short silence, and then, much, much louder, he continues: "No, I am aware of which direction I am supposed to speak in. The question is, do you have any idea--"
"You have reached the Blackberry telephone of Prince Arthur Pendragon. Leave a voice or text message after the 'beep', and I'll get back to you. Please don't try my room phone, as it is unfortunately deceased."
BEEP.
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"Really? That was the best you could come up with? You know, even if I was going to lower my standards enough to play with you - which will never happen - I'd make sure we both had our clothes on!"