"PEASANT? Look, buddy, I dunno who the heck it is you think you are, but I gotta tell you, I busted the noses of plenty of over-the-plate asshats who called me nicer shit than that, yo. How 'bout you pull your fancy-pants hoity-toity high an' mighty freakin' behind over here an' try to call me that shit to my face, zoto?"
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