"I didn't think so," Arthur growled. He was a bit crabby, having been interrupted in his sleep only to find Merlin--

He brushed past the boy and peered out the window, saw the shards down below, and immediately jumped to conclusions.

"So you were," he said, pulling his head back out and steadfastly ignoring any unpleasant feelings roiling around in his insides. "You are aware that we don't actually live in pornography, Merlin."