"I mean keeping you from being an idiot," he retorted, "Which is only my princely duty in that if I let you get away with it all the time you'd probably get us all killed."
Yes. Really. Merlin. Get them all killed. With a bath and nudity. "...and if you think this is bathing you, you have incredibly low standards for such a thing."
Don't turn this into a challenge, or he really would be soaping you up within the next few minutes.
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Date: 2009-12-31 03:12 pm (UTC)Yes. Really. Merlin. Get them all killed. With a bath and nudity. "...and if you think this is bathing you, you have incredibly low standards for such a thing."
Don't turn this into a challenge, or he really would be soaping you up within the next few minutes.