Room 303, Thursday Morning After Classes

[bitchprince]

Arthur had had to put on spandex for class. It had taken work. It had taken effort. And it had become completely impossible to get rid of, which explained why he stomped into 303 still in his suit.

Red and gold spandex looked nice on him, yes, like many things, but Up With It he would not put. He sat down on the bed and got to unlacing his boots as soon as possible while he waited for Merlin to show up and help him out.

Once the boy was gone, he'd be far more comfortable.

[[ for the ears, at first, and then open to anyone after now that he's back to being dressed properly ]]

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[bitchprince]

Considering that he considered himself well worth talking to, Arthur was more than happy to respond with an "Enter."

It might have even sounded cheerful, on account of the fact that he no longer felt like he was covered by a particularly tenacious coat of mud.

[withoutverona]

"I'm glad you're around," Romeo said, slipping through the door with a slight smile. "And no, I've not been drinking again. If I look at one more box of my things while I pack I'll go mad."

Packing should have been Balthasar's job, anyhow. Stupid lack of a manservant.

[bitchprince]

Packing really was a bother without your manservant, wasn't it? Not that Arthur had any intention of winding up in that particular situation. He had a sword ready if there was ever any danger of it, and all.

"That would be quite a feat," Arthur replied, "Considering you've survived how many years of Fandom...?"

He gestured magnanimously at Leto's bed. Hey, if he wasn't there, there was no reason someone couldn't be seated there.

[withoutverona]

Romeo plopped down, leaning back on his hands without too much regard for mussing Leto's bedclothes. Poor Leto. "Eighteen months -- I came in in the middle of my third year, as you did. But that would be tragic, wouldn't it? To make it past everything else, and then get driven round the bend by cutting myself on packing materials."

That had only happened once! (The cutting. Not the going crazy.)

[bitchprince]

"I do hear cuts gained from parchment can slay any man of weakened constitution," Arthur said, sounding more amused than anything else. "You'd best keep a look out for that. I'm sure your Dojima won't take kindly to dealing with you if you wind up foaming at the mouth and spouting gibberish."

[withoutverona]

Really, there was only one possible answer to that. Romeo laughed and tossed one of Leto's pillows in Arthur's direction. "Don't make assumptions about the lady's tastes."

[bitchprince]

Arthur was by now far too acquainted by the speed, shape and trajectory of a pillow thrown from Leto's bed, so he ducked, leaving it to bounce helplessly off his... shoulder.

Okay, perhaps still not acquainted enough. "Watch it," he called, "I really don't need an excuse to trounce you again."

[withoutverona]

"I wasn't aware I'd ever given you any excuse," Romeo said with exaggerated innocence. "I'll have to work harder."

[bitchprince]

"You do that," Arthur told him, nodding along, "I'll see you when you've mastered it. In about... ten years? Twenty? How long does awareness take in your family?"

[withoutverona]

"Montagues," Romeo told him mock-haughtily and with a smirk. "are aware from the cradle. We just don't concentrate it on people trying to kill us, like you Pendragons."

[bitchprince]

Romeo had no idea how close to home that assessment of Arthur's family came, but Arthur wasn't one to flinch at a joke like that. "There's your problem, then."

And why, look, Leto's pillow was being hurtled back at Romeo with deadly accuracy.

[withoutverona]

It struck Romeo in the forehead before his arms got up for a block, and he totally bitchfaced at Arthur as he settled it behind him. Best to stockpile ammunition.

"I'll tell my father that when I'm home," he said, grinning again. "I think he'd take advice from a Capulet first, mind. Are pillow fights part of your training regimen?"

Never mind that he'd thrown the first one.

[bitchprince]

"They don't need to be," Arthur said, idly. He still had plenty of his own stockpile left in the shape of his own set of pillows. "I've been trained to kill in hundreds of different ways. It's merely a matter of choosing different ammunition."

He smirked. "It's hardly my fault you can't handle it."

[withoutverona]

That had two answers. First, the surrender of Arthur's pillow with a hard throw in the direction of his bed, because Romeo was about six sometimes. "I'm quaking, truly."

He probably wouldn't be so blithe if Arthur really were angry with him, but that was a separate issue.

Second ... "There are hundreds of ways?"

[bitchprince]

"Thereabouts. Actually counting them is a waste of time, but there's quite a bit."

This, after ducking sideways, and catching the pillow across his knee. "Why?"

[withoutverona]

"No particular reason. You just sounded as if you'd thought about it rather frequently," Romeo answered, frowning a little. He could think of five, a few more if one was considering trivia about how you held the gun.

[bitchprince]

Arthur blinked at him. "I am a knight," he pointed out, "I'm expected to know how to kill with a variety of weapons. Of course I think about it."

[withoutverona]

"I know that, Arthur. I did it once and I don't think about it if I can avoid it." And suddenly Romeo's shoes were much more interesting. "That's all."

[bitchprince]

"You killed someone?"

Arthur supposed he shouldn't actually sound surprised, but the fact Romeo hadn't know how to throw a proper punch had kind of thrown him off.

[withoutverona]

The surprised tone made Romeo give him an evil look before he remembered that, in most of the world, this wasn't actually something to brag about and tempered it. (And if anyone in Verona could throw a decent punch and stop there, Romeo wouldn't be in this situation.)

"It's a very long story," he warned, before glancing down again. "But yes. He killed my closest friend first, when the fight should have been mine from the start. It was -- I could claim it was about honor, but anger had more to do with the day."

[OOC: ... and this is where we have to go to SP, I'm afraid. I lose at timing.]

[bitchprince]

Where Arthur came from, it was sort of a thing to brag about, so the evil look was probably actually warranted. Or maybe Arthur had just spent too much time around people who were weird about the concept of killing anyone, lately.

"Was it a duel?" he wanted to know. "Because if he murdered your friend, you were well within your rights to demand one, anger or not."

This kind of logic was why it was generally a very, very bad idea to kill any of Arthur's knights back home. It... got his attention.

[[ sp is actually fine, as I am five minutes from crashing myself! ]]

[withoutverona]

"Not precisely, but you're on the path," Romeo said, weirdly grateful Arthur had asked a reasonable question.

"Tybalt challenged me to a duel. I sought to keep peace with him, because of ... personal reasons. Another very long story." Though, going at this rate, he'd probably get through it too. He drew a breath. "And, too, our households were under an order from the city not to fight. But Mercutio -- and I cannot blame him -- hated my cowardice and took the part in the fray that ought to have been mine; he was stabbed. I chased Tybalt and he fell." Bitterness crept into his voice. "My punishment was to be banishment. They thought it an act of mercy."

[bitchprince]

To Arthur, the progress of events as Romeo described it made a fair bit of sense, although Romeo's own cowardice in the midst of it was not particularly encouraging. Still, the boy wasn't a knight, or even much of a warrior; and there was something to be said for mercy.

"Forcing a man to leave his people is never a kindness," he said, simply.

A moment, as he considered it again. "Why'd you deny the duel?"

[withoutverona]

Romeo shook his head, equally simply, as he thought. He knew Arthur would not, could not, understand this next bit, though it wasn't as if it could be too terribly shocking, considering -- well, considering this was Romeo.

"Kinship. I'd been secretly married to Tybalt's cousin for all of a morning. The priest was to talk to our parents, but he had not yet, so I could not tell him." He glanced up.

"If I had, he would have found yet more joy in killing me, for the dishonor to his house." And there was that bitterness again.

[bitchprince]

"But your friend knew none of this?" Arthur lifted his head in some thought; no, it wasn't exactly a shock, considering the source, but it was also not exactly a story to mock. "Mercutio." He repeated the name for clarity.